Tuesday, 20 June 2017


Day 12.          Saturday 10th June 2017.  Mileage:    0000   Total:  402

From:             La Tranche sur Mer             To:   La Tranche sur Mer  

Weather:       Hot sunny.

We wake early at 0745hrs. If that can be considered early. I think it was the thought of the police knocking on the door for their dues and catching us still asleep. We drew the blinds and on the other side of the “square” we could see the Germans were already up, sat out and having breakfast. Rather unkindly I thought, Jackie muttered something about them already having been down to the beach and staked out the good spots with their towels. The beach runs for hundreds of miles they can’t have bagged ‘em all surely?

As we finished breakfast the “Old Bill” arrived. The fella took one look at the registration and said something to his female colleague. There was a bit of gesticulating twixt the two and he lost the toss. I jumped outside to meet and greet. We handed over E10 to cover last night and tonight. I also managed to confirm that as this was the low season we would be ok to stay virtually as long as we wanted. That was a relief as we hoped we might stay on for a few more days and soak up some sun. His female colleague issued us with receipts which we promptly placed in the windscreen.

We need more rations. Off come the bikes and we empty out our two bergans. Twenty minutes later we are in Super U shopping. Firstly, we visit the sports section then the food store to buy fresh. Being a Saturday, the store was rammed, as the youngsters now say. Instead of pushing the trolley up and down each isle we parked up and I was given instructions to stay where I was. Jackie went off up another isle collecting rats. We had all but finished. All the essentials were loaded into our trolley. Gin, Tonic, Beer, Wine, Pasta and Salad.  Waiting for Jackie to pick up a large punnet of ‘Friase’, my eye was caught, a few aisles over, by some fresh Bruschetta.  That might well work, I thought and wandered over leaving the trolley in situ.  Too much of a selection, what shall I chose? I picked up one, undecided I put it back and then picked up another, all looked delicious.  Jackie was suddenly by my side. “What are you doing”?  “I'm organising lunch” I said proudly.  My stature rose as the words were spoken.  “Very good, but where's the trolley” she questioned.  In all my years, I've never had a trolley nicked from me inside the store.  Well, not a full one.   We walked up and down all the aisles.  Could we find it ? No.  “We’ll have to start over again” I was told.  I didn’t think I said anything, but I will admit a small groan may have escaped my lips. “What was that”  Somebody nearby who spoke English asked “I left you in charge of the trolley, you lost it”.

“I didn’t lose it, it was stolen”.  “How can you steal a trolley before it goes through the checkout” ?  I managed a feeble “dunno”.  Resigned to starting over, we turned the last aisle by the entrance about to collect another trolley, when lo and behold, there it was.  Joy of Joys.  “You queue there with the trolley.  Do not move from the spot.  Ill get the Brushetta”.

We paid, loaded the Bergans, taking extra care of Jackie's strawberries and my Doritos, jumped aboard the bikes and we were back offloading the rations in twenty minutes.  A quick grill of the Brushetta and we were on the beach by 13:00 hrs until 17:30.

Is it art or graffiti?