The Journey North. Day 5.  Thur 26^th Apr 2018

From: At Hadrian’s Wall Camping, Melkridge. To:  na   Mileage: 0000

The wind had been blowing strong all night. Sufficient to rock the Camper. Here it comes straight in off the North Sea and runs straight across to Newcastle on the East coast with nothing to stop it. Except Mike and Jackie’s camper.

We had intended walking part of the wall again today but thought that given the winds, 37 mph and 5’C a more sensible option might be to visit the Roman Army Museum at Brampton. We are only a half mile from the B6318 and according to Google maps there is a bus stop there. However yesterday’s recce showed no sign of it. Neither could we find info on the AD112 website or from the campsite staff. Every question I asked the staff about the bus met with a “Sorry don’t know”. The lady must have read the look of disbelief in my eyes for she qualified her answers with “We’ve only  been here a week”. Up until that point I thought she and hubby, busy moving earth around the site with a rather splendid Land Rover and trailer were the owners. “In that case” I asked “how many ducks do you have on site?” “Seven”. came her immediate reply. “Pity” said I “I was rather hoping you might not miss one, we have plenty of oranges but no duck, what do you think?” “OK by me, we need to reduce the numbers to five, that’s an easily managed number, seven make too much mess”.

Back to the bus….It seems they might well want £9 return for the five mile journey or £12-50 each for a day rider this seemed rather expensive to us. We could tab the 10 mile return and build it into the day walking along the wall but honestly the wind, blowing into our faces for five miles and at such strength was not a pleasing option. We thought we might as well take the camper. All it meant was unhooking from the mains and perhaps leaving some sort of sign to say occupied. “No need,” said the lady “I know you’re there.” Resolved.

We arrived at The Roman Army Museum a little after they opened at 1000hrs. The car park was neigh on empty. I thought ‘Great I can study things in peace’. With that a coach load of junior’s from one of the local schools burst into the reception area. “Good morning boys and girls” I said. “Good morning sir". they all chorused back. That was really great. Brought a smile to my face as well.

The museum, situated off the B6318 at Greenhead is run by a private charitable trust in conjunction with Vindolanda a few miles away. £21 saw us both in the door and enrolled as Roman Auxillaries. We could not be Legionaires as we were not citizens of Rome. We passed a couple of hors here before driving to Vindolanda. This Roman fort and Visus ‘village’ predates Hadrian’s wall AD122-128 slightly North by forty years. This has proved to be one of the Roman world’s most productive archaeological sites. The fact that four or five ‘forts’ were built over on the same site over hundreds of years and the peat has provided archaeologist with numerous rare finds. Wax writing tablets and letters home detailing everything from Military life and requests to party invitations, boxing gloves, found nowhere else in the empire  and Chanfron, head armour for a horse. The museum is extensive and as such we needed a break for late lunch half way through the afternoon. We were one of the last visitors to leave the site.

The wind had abated somewhat and it was a clear evening. We were now relocated onto a hardstanding next to the duck pond. We hoped that we might get some walking in tomorrow, the MET seemed promising and so we asked if we might book in for another night. Yes.

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The Journey North. Day 4 Wed 25^th Apr 2018

From: Glenridding        To: Hadrian’s Wall Camping at Melkridge.    Mileage: 57

Lazy start to the day. It was drizzling but we had decided last night that we would breakfast at Fellbites Café/Resto this morning. We took the path parallel to Glenridding Beck and soon arrived at the village. Walking through Fellbites door at 1000hrs there was one solitary customer. His back to us. Obviously lost in his own world. My ‘good morning’ registered no reaction. Soon a staff member appeared and took our order, scrambled eggs on toast for me and a veggie grill for Jackie. We sat there drinking our coffee and studying the wall map of the fells. Tracing routes we had taken these last few days. It’s always easier ‘going’ somewhere on a map than actually tabing!

1300hrs and we were packed up at the campsite ready to roll. We bade farewell to Glenridding and wondered if we would ever get back again?

1335hrs Refuelled at Rheged Sevices at junction 40 on the M6. The shop inside the petrol station was more akin to a Waitrose or upmarket deli. Everything food wise was seemingly available. As  Jackie was busy adjusting the seat in the drivers position for the next leg it was I who was in the shop paying. £95 for diesel! That filled the tank from empty. My eye was taken by some locally made Cumberland sausage rolls. Now I do not normally buy s rolls. To my mind they are pretty naff. These looked delicious and even with a £3 price tag I was determined to buy one. I also bought two of the seven varieties of scotch egg on display and some locally made cheese and onion bread. Fresh in.  The sausage roll was gone by the time we made the on ramp to the M6.

Jackie drove North giving me disgusted looks at the way I was devouring the sausage roll. “You paid how much, I cannot believe it”. I ignored her and munched on.

Junc 43 Carlisle was our exit point. We then drove along the A69 passed Haltwhistle and turned N at Melkridge to Hadrians Wall Campsite www.hadrianswallcampsite.co.uk where, due to my charming personality we managed to get two nights with hardstanding and electricity where upon arrival we were told they were full. They weren’t full but due to the recent rains and wet winter the pitches were sodden. There were a few cars and tents but they were not allowing motorhomes on. What few hardstanding’s there were, were taken. In a conspiratorial voice the lady directed us to ‘our spot’. We soon had a brew going and sat for a while reading.

1600hrs We decided to get some exercise and walked the mile or so up onto Hadrian’s Wall. Most of the wall is now never more than a metre or so high by a couple of metres wide. We walked in at Caw Gap. It was a windy evening but clear skies. Away to the West rain clouds seemed to be approaching. We mooched around the wall, taking photos, gazing North into the border lands and chatting to a few through hikers.  Yet another one from Saltash, then returned to the lorry for some Doritos, a cider and to prepare dinner.

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The Journey North. Day 3. Tue 24 Apr 2018

From: Glenridding.  To: Hellvelyn and Striding Edge   Mileage: 000

We were away by 0945hrs. The day was sunny with clear blue skies. It would not last.

We exited the campsite, turned right and started straight uphill. Mercifully, we soon picked up a path that contoured around to the old mines. This ran parallel with the sheep wall and in inclement weather would be a great aide to navigation. Once we joined the path from the mines/YHA we knew that a further ninety minutes would bring us to Red Tarn. This lake sits beneath Hellvelyn and is invariably topped up with water running off the ‘horseshoe’ that surrounds it.

Reaching Red Tarn the wind had picked up and it was cold. Enough that Mike needed to put on woolly balaclava and gloves! Jackie had already decided before we set out that she would not climb up to the Hellvelyn Plateau. “I’ve done it once, I have nothing to prove.” She would say. “Well I’ve done it twice and I’m not sure I need to prove anything to anyone either.” I replied. “That’s a joke.” she snorted.

We  had a quick coffee each from the duty flask, adjusted our bergans and as agreed I continued the climb up to Swirrel Edge to  gain the plateau and Jackie retraced her steps back down to Gillside Farm Camping. Jackie, once more attempting to talk me out of the walk as the summit was now shrouded in mist and the Met was not good for the remainder of the day. We made comms arrangements, very intermittent here in the hills and valleys, I ensured she was confident of the route back and with a “Of course you might never see me again.” As my parting comment, I took the high road and she the low road.

The wind was pretty strong on the path up to Swirrel Edge. Once upon it, the path disappears and one is scrambling up through the rocks. There is a sheer drop on either side. You do need to keep your wits about you and a firm hold of the rocks! The rock was wet and slippery from the mist and fine drizzle. In one or two places, as I looked back down, the thought did cross my mind were these the right conditions for this today? Especially after two rather interesting leaps of faith. Always keep three points of contact on the rock!

Out of the mist descending gingerly towards me I could discern a couple, seemingly in their thirties. As is the way in the hills you usually pass a few pleasantries. He asked me “Are you going up?” Trying to remove as much sarcasm as I could from my reply I said “Strangely yes.” “Well, if I was you I would turn around now and descend. It’s not very pleasant up there.” My reply was simply “It’s no fun coming up this route and I don’t fancy going back down it. I’m about fifty feet from the plateau now, I’ll nip up, plant my boots on it then consider my options.” “You might run out of options by then.” The lady replied joining the conversation. “That wouldn’t be the first time I’ve had my back against the wall.” I said with a smile, “You guys take it easy.” Within a few minutes I was on the plateau.

The full force of the wind hit me first and then the cold. Visibility was down to twenty meters. When I was last up here in similar conditions some years ago I almost took the wrong ‘path’ off the plateau in the mist. I mean the wrong path, there was no path only a sheer drop. I was determined not to repeat that again, so made it double quick, to first, the cross wall seat, there is always cover from the wind in one of its quarters, where upon someone popped up and near scared me to death. “I thought I was the only fool up here today.” I said in a voice slightly higher than normal.” “Tha’s not, there be quite a few ol’ fools up ‘ere t’day.” Replied the Jack in the box. “Well I’d love to stop and chat but I need to get off this feature PDQ, be seeing you.” And off I went.

I could just about make out a path down to which I hoped was Striding Edge through the mist. There is a steep climb down towards the ‘edge’. In the rain, now it was quite slippery.

I made sure the boots were locked in before I let go with the hands. It was a bit slow at first but gradually I lost height. As I descended I could see various couples and small groups approaching. Climbing up towards me. The ‘edge’ now quite distinct in places. Every now and then one would need to scramble up through a small gully to gain a crest to drop down the other side. The wind seemed to have abated somewhat but there was now a fine rain. At what point do I don my waterproof over trousers I thought?

A couple were climbing up towards me. I recognized them as having shot past Jackie and I earlier. Both were wearing running trousers and lightweight cagoules. He had on a mountain marathon nylon day sac. “Hello again.” She smiled. “Hi,” I replied “I’ve lost the wife.” She was mortified for a moment until I explained that Jackie had turned back at Red Tarn. They, I noticed had decided against Swirrel Edge and had come up the slightly easier, only slightly, Birkhouse Moor approach.

Not  long after a group of old farts passed me as I stood to one side of the track. They looked as though they had taken the wrong turn off the 18^th green. Tiltleist hats and golfing windcheaters was their dress code with running shoes. It would transpire that only two of the four made the traverse and horseshoe.

Now I was off the ‘difficult’ bit and on my way to ‘the gap in the wall’. Here I put on my over trousers, it was raining hard, had a quick sarnie and a mug of coffee from the flask and  left a message on Jackie’s phone as agreed. Not really much good as where we were camped in the Ice Cream Lorry there was no signal reception. It was now all downhill on initially a pretty level path back to Red Tarn then swing down to retrace the route up. Looking across the valley I could see a couple of different groups about a couple of miles ahead. I thought ‘Let’s smoke ‘em’ and started doubling. All went well until arriving at the Red Tarn, Swirrel Edge junction. I was stopped by two guys who seemed to recognize me. They had bottled it on the last climb up towards the plateau they told me. It was too difficult for them. “No shame in admitting that.” I said “But how did you get here before me?” “Oh we scrambled down that gulley”, pointing away across the valley, “not long after you stood aside on the path for us.” The golfers. “Forgive me for saying but I don’t believe it, I would never have done that it’s far too dangerous.” I suggested. “Tell us about it.” they chorused. “We came down on our backsides hanging on for grim death.” With that they proudly bent over and showed me their wet, earth stained trousers. I think it was earth. They were waiting for the other two in their party that had continued. I bade them farewell and mindful of the two groups up ahead I was determined ‘to smoke’ doubled away.

It occurred to me that only a few days ago we had been speaking to some friends of Tracey’s who were visiting them. Tracey was out banging out a quick forty mile bike ride before their arrival, she was late. They talked about her competitive spirit. I said “I don’t know who she gets that from. Neither Jackie or I are competitive.” Yet here I was doubling down a mountain path, in the rain after four hours of uphill climbing trying to overtake a couple of groups of people just so I could say to myself. I smoked ‘em. I did as well. Childish I know. Sometimes you need these challenges to keep you going. Well some of us do. I wonder what Freud would make of that?

Just entering the campsite and there is Jackie making her way over to the showers. “What no tearful heroes welcome for me?” “Don’t be daft, you’ve only been up the hill, put the kettle on I’ll be back for a brew in a moment.”

1845hrs. Now curried and combed we took the Glenridding Beck path down through the woods towards Glenridding village. Dave Hargreaves, who was here a few weeks ago recommended Fellbites Café Restaurant. When we arrived, today Tuesday, was the only day they closed at 1700hrs! Back up the hill on the other side of the river to The Travellers Rest pub. “Mind the paint”.

There were ten people in the bar and that pretty much filled it. Whilst I ordered, Jackie went and arm wrestled with some gorilla and managed to get us a couple of seats. It was all pretty good humoured stuff. Mainly fellow hill walkers. Needing to build up my carbs I tucked into a Beef burger and chips with bacon, egg, salad, coleslaw, pineapple and onion rings. I am ashamed to admit, I could not eat it all. Jackie meanwhile was tucking into Curry, chips and rice. Even this far down the valley, off the hill, there was neither phone nor internet. We made our way back to the truck. It was a lovely evening. No wind and clear skies.

A great day. Tick that one off the list.

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The Journey North. Day 2. Mon  23 April 2018

From:  Glenridding in the Lakes. To:      n/a          Mileage: 000

It was somewhat overcast but after a rather relaxed start to the day and a healthy dollop of porridge we were determined to stretch  our legs.

We were last in this area twenty plus years ago. We exited the campsite and took the tarmac road to the Youth Hostel and the old lead mines. This was gradually uphill and our thinking was it would lead us into the walk gradually and get the legs and lungs used to the terrain before, well, before they gave out.

There was a chill in the air and the wind was blowing.  Crossing over the beck we were soon on a well-marked path that lead towards the old sheep pens and the left fork of the stream that would eventually, after another hour  take us to Red Tarn. The going, fairly easy underfoot, was starting to get steeper. As we climbed it also became considerably windier as we left the protection of the valley floor. Around all sides, loomed ever taller more menacing peaks. Eventually Hellvelyn itself came into view. Some snow was evident on the Northern slopes. We would not attempt Hellvelyn today but we  would lunch at Red Tarn, at the base of the Hellvelyn Horseshoe and return via Birkhouse Moor.

For lunch, we sought shelter, such as it was in the lee of some rocks. It afforded us little. We took enough time to eat a sarnie, swallow some coffee we had brought in a flask then shouldering our bergans we were off again. This time the track contoured, running parallel to Striding Edge higher up the hill till it met with ‘Gap in the Wall’ mentioned in Wainwright’s guide, from here it was fairly level for a while following one of those Lakeland walls that run for miles and form the boundaries to ‘fields’. That is until we needed to drop down into the rear of our campsite and the track to Glenridding. Now came those steps which the National Park put in slippery dangerous places but seldom meet E U Guidelines for distance between riser and tread. Ever noticed that? Also the steps seem to get more difficult in proportion to the distance covered.

Back at the Ice Cream Lorry we shrugged off our bergans and walked the half mile to The Travellers Rest pub for a late afternoon cider. It was being painted and we were therefore directed in through the cellar door, out into the rear yard, back into the kitchen, through the owners lounge and into the Lounge bar. All the time being told “Mind the wet paint”. The room was empty, no lights on. We sat at a table and from somewhere a voice boomed out “No not there, in the public bar”. We stood up walked, as directed through some more rooms and passage ways and ended up at the front door. “Mind the paint”. A worker shouted in from outside. “Never mind the paint” I said “where’s the bar we’re gasping”. “Int thar”.

We ordered two ciders and a plate of Nachos with extra Jalapenos. We needed the cider. More to combat the heat of the Jalapenos than to quench our thirst  from the walk. They were hot. The ‘bar’ seated perhaps twenty customers. There were only six present. Still it was an authentic village pub. Well stocked and did a large menu card for food. After a while we finished our drinks and bade the landlord farewell. “Mind the paint on the way out” he said. “Yes”, I remember that, “it’s the way out I can’t remember!”

Back at the van we changed and took advantage of the showers. Twenty pence a session. By now the rain had started, not heavy but enough to hear it upon the roof of the van. Never mind we were going nowhere else tonight.

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The Journey North. Day 1. 22 April 2018

From: Plymouth      To: Glenridding in the Lakes.    Mileage: 386

We had hoped to be away by 1000hrs on this sunny Sunday morning but by the time we called to see the young Corco’s, it was another time of day. Tracey was out on a forty mile bike ride, Callum was next door playing with the girls and Mikey was entertaining the Wiltons These guys were off out for lunch so hopefully Tracey would remember and not become ‘lost’ in her ride.

We refuelled at Sainsbugs and apart from two quick ‘rest stops’ we were at Gillside Campsite, Glenridding by 1800hrs. http://www.gillsidecaravanandcampingsite.co.uk/ The main delay being caused by 50mph speed restrictions on the M6. I was dreading the journey up but it went quite quickly.

I rather foolishly did not read the Reception sign and instead drove up the side of a mountain and into the farmhouse yard. The booking in was warm and efficient. I was questioned in a friendly manner “Why did you drive the difficult road into the yard? We struggle to get the tractor up here.” I was informed. “No worries, I’ll get Jackie to reverse it back out around the bend over the temporary bridge and back down the hill.” I replied. “Really. Watch out for the bridge, it has no parapet and is a bit of a drop into the river”. She looked a bit astonished. Not as much as me when I reversed down the road with Jackie in rear shouting “Come on plenty of room. What are hanging about for?”

As we drove into the camping area there if front was a spot under the trees. “That’ll do.” and so we dropped anchor. Mike hooked up the ‘leckie’ and we soon had the kettle on and some of Jackie’s magic soup warming on the stove.

We were not late to bed that night.

Easter 2018 in Cornwall.

Returning from France on the Friday night we barely had chance to change our clothes and we were off to Porthcathan and Berryfields camp site for Easter. We arrived late morning and rather had our thoughts on a light lunch at the Tea rooms at Berryfields but had totally forgotten Chris does not open the tea rooms till May 1st!

 The ground looked wet and in search of our usual spot we managed to get stuck in the mud. After much pushing and grunting with the aid of a few 'sand ladders' and some much amused fellow campers, Callum included we were soon parked up.


 We had a few good days walking on the cliffs. We visited 'the crack' on the headland where the little ones jumped in for a photo. In a few years time this area will also slide into the sea.

Saturday night we ate at 'The Catch' in Morgan Porth. Enjoyable but overpriced I thought. The young Corco's have been coming here for years and there is quite a group of of young friends, many with young children. We are fortunate to be invited into this group. This year with the inclement weather there where not so many little ones down this Easter as compared to last year when the weather was great. Mikey, Rich and I set out an Easter egg hunt for the little ones. As fast as we were hiding the eggs Jackie was following along behind and eating them!

Limoges France. March 2018

Angie and Tom had been asking us if we would like to visit to see the spring flowers and we had therefore booked the first flight out with Ryanair. £30 return not bad. We thought we would take Sheila out for a break as she has not seen them for a year or so.

The weather was not as good as we had hoped but that did not stop us getting out and about. Mainly lunchtimes for the set three course lunches. Jackie and I did have an opportunity to walk the Le Buis circuit or at least part of it.

Nothing seems to change very much in this central part of France. It is glorious and so reminds one of Devon's green fields. There is of course so much more forest. Mainly deciduous.