Sunday, 23 July 2017

Day 40 St George d Dideonne   To:  Isle de Olorone                                            Open:16389  Close: 16455
                            
Date:  Saturday 8th July 2017  Weather: Grey rain in am. Sunny pm.   Mile: 66


Early start as both the Isle de Olorone and the Isle de Rae are very popular destinations and very busy at weekends. It has been suggested that we get over the bridge before 1000hrs as any later might result in tail backs and queues.


The latter early hours of this morning saw a thunder and lightning storm, the like of which I have not experienced in many a long year. The thunderclaps literally shook the van. The rain was torrential. Our destination today was Isle de Oleron, various spellings it seems. Jackie had plotted the route last night. We decided to go with our French neighbour’s suggestion of Huttes on the NW tip of the island of Oleron. Angie had suggested somewhere near the lighthouse at Chassiron, on the most Northerly point. Things started to go slightly adrift with the seafront route we had decided upon was flooded to a depth of 33cm. As we arrived the old bill was just setting up road blocks and the pompieres had arrived with hoses etc. A quick detour, suggested by my trusty navigator and we were soon back on course.


It was a Saturday, it was still raining and the skies were threatening still with ever darker grey clouds. To top it all we were now at the causeway bridge onto the island and traffic was slowing.


Fort Louvois in the Gironde. 17 Century.

Don’t panic Mr Mainwaring, it was caused by damn tourists slowing to snap photos of the wide expanse of water over which we were passing. The queues would come later! The fuel was down to quarter tank and I thought it best refuel fairly soon. Goodness knows what this island has in store! With that a LeClerck fuel station was spotted. E1-12 a litre for gasoile. We filled her up with E70. It had now stopped raining and the sun was out. Starting to warm things up. There is only one main road, the D734. That is after you leave the D26. In the five weeks we have currently been in France we have never seen so much traffic it was pouring off the island. Well at least it was headed South, down this, the only road. It ran for miles. Mike was starting to get a little concerned. We had not signed up for crowds!

The sign for Les Huttes came up, we turned and started looking for the campsite. Nothing. We found the one advertised in our www.CamperContact.com site. Boasting 120 emplacements. It looked like a gypsie encampment. We both said we would not park there. We were nowhere near a beach or seemingly much else of interest. We drove up and down through two or three little hamlets, passing the plod in his Gendarmerie car on each of three occasions. He’s bound to pull us in a mo I thought.

We pulled into one camp site alongside the dunes, it didn’t look to tidy and she wanted E29 per night for us. We reversed out pretty quick. The next camp site looked even worse. The main sign stated camping cars but there was nothing mentioned on the tariff board. It too looked seedy. We reversed out of that one as well. We decided to kick this North part of the island into touch and headed for Le Chateau. On the SE side. This was a second choice of our neighbour’s.

Passing a LeClerk superstore we pulled in. We needed salad, milk, panache and gin. The place was heaving and I mean rammed. Barely any spaces in the huge carpark. Against my better judgement we collected a trolley and joined the ‘shepple’.

Twice I suggested to Jackie we abandon the trolley and walk out but this was ignored. We, she, Jackie, was desperate for Gin. They had Tanqueray Export for E16-32 (£11) At least we will be able to taste the gin tonight. We had, in desperation, bought some Super U gin but you needed to put so much into a glass to taste it. Why bother buying ‘cheap’?

If one is drinking gin it must be a quality product, with ice and a slice. Either lemon, lime or the newest way to drink it is with cucumber, especially the more artisan gins. Oh, and a good quality tonic. Fevertree Mediterranean flavour for preference by the Stopportons or good old-fashioned Schweppes. Full fat!

With hardly anything in the world’s largest shopping trolley we headed for the checkouts. I noticed whilst waiting, why do I always pick the shortest queue but with the most problems requiring a supervisor to intervene? I notice that virtually all the staff on the tills are young early, late teens and female. Most of them pretty as well. Not an old growler to be seen or an old fart, retired and back on the payroll looking for beer money with a permanent scowl and zero interest in my jokes. All these seemed to be smiling as well. Of course, it might just have been me they were smiling at I suppose!



Glamping is available at Le Chateau aire and campsite.


The Ice Cream Lorry parked under the trees.

Next stop Le Chateau Municipal camp site. We arrived at 1300hrs. It was closed for lunch. Sacre bleu. It reopens at 1400hrs. We recce the camp pick out a few spots and walk down to the beach. Beach? That’s a joke. Here as on this coast it’s very tidal. The water ‘drains’ back a long long way. There was a long 6 metre wide strip of golden sand then it went straight down into the mud. Found everywhere in and around the Gironde. Great area for growing Oysters mussels etc but not too good for paddling your toes. Immediately behind the beach the local council had dug an artificial lake with a ‘sandy beach’, picnic tables etc which was watched over by two lifeguards. They were facing inland! Seems crazy.
Returning to the car park outside the reception barrier, there were now ten or more campers waiting to pay and enter. We joined the queue. Every person that booked in was given a map of the site then Le Guardien would explain where the WCs, showers, pedestrian gates, play area, beach etc etc was on the map. It was taking ages. Gradually I drew closer to the desk. The guy in front of me paid and moved off. It was my turn. I launched into my spiel for booking in and requirements. He produced ‘la carte’ and started to explain…. I placed my hand on his arm and said “Monsieur, Je ecouter votre dit au prealable avec monsieur”. His face lit up in a huge smile followed by “Merci beaucoup, monsieur”. I think he was as relieved not to have to repeat himself yet again as I was to not here it.
As we finished setting up another English registered wagon parked opposite. We gave them some time to settle in and went over for a chat. They also had a dog in tow. She was keen to natter on but he was very quiet and withdrawn.
The rest of the day we spent lazing under the shade of the tree. What had been very cold and stormy to start with was now a gorgeous afternoon and evening.